This girl is more easily done than said...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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