You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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