i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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