I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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