I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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