he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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