are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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