How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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