Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
only you would photoshop your dick
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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