office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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