the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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