no you cant smoke seaweed
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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