in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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