so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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