What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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