We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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