You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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