I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
A+ Viking dick
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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