So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There r osticjed everywhere
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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