I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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