butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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