You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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