Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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