At least make sure they are 18
Why
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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