started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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