I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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