i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
