I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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