i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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