Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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