that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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