Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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