Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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