After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
did you just send me my own nude
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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