She bit a glass in half.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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