why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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