okay pat passed out under dana's car
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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Someone signed my nipple.
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