He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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