Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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