And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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