susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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