Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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