garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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