just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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