i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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