love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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