don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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