i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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