I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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