So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
